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Gemma. 15. Melbourne, Australia. Food is great. So are books. Ok the icon is a piece of cereal omg not a potato (his name is sanjo btw) but my name is gemma and i spend too much time on the internet pls talk to me


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poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 152,615 notes

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 31,138 notes
foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 55,340 notes

Alright, I’m gonna show you something a lot of guys don’t know 

I wanna meet this guy who’s the best sex she ever had..

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,283 notes

fantastcbeasts:

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 232,484 notes

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 352,275 notes

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 381,311 notes

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 92,641 notes
givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 143,386 notes

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 17,012 notes